Europe's Favourite Low Fares Bus*

Dublin → Glendalough → Big Hike → BBQ → Home *it is the only fare. and the only bus.
DUB
Dublin City Centre
RND0G · Pickup anywhere on N11**
via the scenic N11
GLN
Glendalough
📅 Sun 28 June
🛫 Departs 09:00
🛬 Returns ~18:00
💪 Fares from 20 curls

Select your seat

52 luxurious seats. Tap a free seat and your character hops straight in. One seat per passenger — this is not the Hunger Games.

Standard Front Row Legroom™ Party Row Taken
🛞Your captain today: Some Lad With A D License
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Seats at the back are scientifically proven to be 4% more craic.

Your day, lovingly scheduled

**yes, even that one.

Official RyanBus Flight Path
Cruising altitude: sea level. Map not to scale. Map barely to shape.
N Irish Sea (no swimming stop) DUB — Dublin City Centre Terminal 1 (a footpath), boards 09:00 N11 🚏 Donnybrook — adopt a UCD student 🚏 Cornelscourt — pick up Brendan* 🚏 Kilmacanogue — whoever waves hardest *nobody knows who Brendan is R755 via Roundwood (highest village in Ireland, lowest fares) 🐑 here be sheep P GLN — Glendalough car park Upper Lake Lower Lake 🥾 The Big Hike — 3 hr loop, back where you started (the magic of loops) 🍔 BBQ — local spot (TBC), 14:00 return: same road, backwards, 16:45 📣 OFFICIAL PICKUP POLICY We will stop at ANY bus stop along the N11. Wave, and you are coming to Glendalough. No questions asked. Tell your cousin. Bus (RND0G, both ways) The Big Hike (your legs) 🍔 BBQ / curl payment desk

Hold it right there 🛂

Sign in with Google to grab a seat. No passwords, no fuss, no scratch cards.

Build your passenger

Pick a character or upload a photo — whichever you fancy. This little legend will sit in your seat.

Checkout

All fares payable exclusively in bicep curls, performed at the BBQ under strict supervision. No refunds. Obviously.

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